Female gamers in protest

It has been some time since Rex was released on XBLA as Rex HD, but it's never to late to file a law suit. This time it is a group of female gamers known as The Rez-onators who are upset because the new port does not support a Trance Vibrator.

"Rez is probably the best game ever made, they know exactly what kind of games we females like, however when I discoverd my precious Trance Vibrator did not work in Rex HD I was devestated. I don't want to pull out my old PS2 again and play in crappy SD graphics to get my fix."

When told that the new game had support for using the 3.60 controllers instead the woman just gave me this wierd look that said "you don't know anything do you?"

She is suing for discrimination against a gender, psychological and emotional damage and for the lulz.

ZONY announces new PS3 SKUs

"To more accurately respond to each individual's needs and demands we are diversifying the consumer's choice by releasing more SKUs. This is just a first step in our quest to put the pro-consumer first and give him the ability to express his individualism." - ZONY CEO

The new PS3 consoles are:
50GB version with PS1 support, but no PS2 support
30GB version with both PS1 and PS2 support but no PS3 support
1TB* version that support (almost) all PS1, PS2, and PS3

All consoles are available in Cute Pink, Blue Steel and Magnum Red.

(* Cell processor sold separately)

Age of Konan more popular than WoW

The new MMORPG Age of Konan from Fun and Soft has in a short time become more popular than WoW. "There was only one thing we could do to compete with WoW and that was to have boobs in the game." Said Ragnar Sorensen

A spokesperson at ActiBlissard is not concerned "People will get tired of boobs very quickly, but they never get tired of leveling a new character in WoW to level 70." It would seem that he may be right. When we asked a former WoW player he said "b00bz ar so stoopid, they cant lvl up or nuthin. They cant evn be enhanced!!11 Il be going back too WoW and lvl upp ma fifht rouge."

Video game turned a UK girl lesbian

While playing Biowarez' Massive Single player offline Role Playing Game Massive Effect Hannah, 19 from Liverpool, UK realized she was a lesbian. Parents and the local newspaper are concerned. "That video games turn you into a violent killer has been a well known fact for a long time, but to think that little girl could become a lesbian! The only right thing to do is to ban video games!" said the mom of the 19 year old.

The girl apparently discovered she was a lesbian when she started to think about her life while in one of the game's many elavators. Defendants of the video game industry claims that playing the game had nothing to do with the girl's revelation, but expert video game basher disagrees "If the elevators in the game moved faster she would not have had the time to stop and think about her life. Clearly the game is at fault here."

When asked, Hannah responded "What's wrong with being a lesbian anyway?" and was later lynched by a mob of people from the organization Protect Respect and Ingest Conservative Klassics P.R.I.C.K

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