While playing Biowarez' Massive Single player offline Role Playing Game Massive Effect Hannah, 19 from Liverpool, UK realized she was a lesbian. Parents and the local newspaper are concerned. "That video games turn you into a violent killer has been a well known fact for a long time, but to think that little girl could become a lesbian! The only right thing to do is to ban video games!" said the mom of the 19 year old.
The girl apparently discovered she was a lesbian when she started to think about her life while in one of the game's many elavators. Defendants of the video game industry claims that playing the game had nothing to do with the girl's revelation, but expert video game basher disagrees "If the elevators in the game moved faster she would not have had the time to stop and think about her life. Clearly the game is at fault here."
When asked, Hannah responded "What's wrong with being a lesbian anyway?" and was later lynched by a mob of people from the organization Protect Respect and Ingest Conservative Klassics P.R.I.C.K
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